August 2011
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June 2011
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May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
2 posts
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awesomify:
envisionevie:
greyfacejono:
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watchtower2-0:
So freaking amazing. Makes me feel like the real Watchtower.
Christ this is fun.
I made it fullscreen and just.. ugh.
is it sad that this makes me happy.
i’m actually enjoying
February 2011
1 post
A dictator cannot be allowed to shun the foreign press, and to shut off his...
– Anderson Cooper on Libya (via lifeaficionada)
January 2011
2 posts
July 2010
2 posts
I got this from a magazine and OMG THIS WOMAN
nadiavaleza:
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obsessedfreak:
This is Vangelia Gushterova. Also known as Baba Vanga. She may seem like a normal old lady, but she’s not. She’s a prophet from Bulgaria who accurately predicted 9/11.
But she wasn’t alive to see 9/11 happen. She was born in the year 1911 and died in the year 1996. When she was 12, she got stuck in a raging storm and the wind was so hard, she was...
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
1 post
February 2010
11 posts
Mr.Bean just passed away in the hospital, reblog...
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January 2010
67 posts
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.